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S.H.I.E.L.D. in the streets, Hydra in the sheets

S.H.I.E.L.D. in the streets, Hydra in the sheets

I have come to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

The best things in life are free, but to get full enjoyment from them, there are optional microtransactions.

Last night my friend asked to use my USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.

Yes, we believe you only had that Ashley Madison account for "research"

I pulled a glute yesterday. Yes, I literally sprained my ass.

RIP, Dusty Rhodes

that's what she said

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Bah. Wrote a patch doing the literal opposite of my intent, submitted publicly. :(

THE TORPEDOES ARE HUGE

WHERE IS YOUR ROBOT GOD NOW?

Feeling much better about DGC after dev chats.

...and then it was shitty instead.

An atheist, a vegan, and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everybody within 2 minutes.

Naega jeil jal naga

Don't cross the streams!

Yep; nothing but queues. Gonna go play something I can actually play.